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Man. We were talking about this in the office. .....
By:  Bean (Moderators; 16960)
Posted on: 02-09-2019 14:33.
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Trying to figure out what the best approach would be in that situation. I think we settled on jam whatever appendage is in its mouth as far down into its mouth and throat as possible, then attack eyes and nose like your life depends on it. Because it does.

I've wondered about them since I do most of my running at night, and they're seen fairly frequently in the area. It's unlikely anything will happen, but if it does, things are looking awfully bad. My guess is that this guy only had a chance because it was a juvenile.

I don't know if it's allowed, but I would want to get it stuffed and mounted. Bragging rights for life.



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