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My wife "I thought Trump would have been good for us (Us=upper middle class white people).....
By:  Robert_Wyatt (Gamers; 8223)
Posted on: 04-14-2019 18:37.
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"Well, first of all baby, you're not white. Just cause we're married doesn't mean you're part of the tribe. And two, you apparently forgot to properly do your federal withholding and we got bit hard by that 401k you didn't transfer over and defaulted to cutting us a check."

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“Here’s another question I have. How come when it’s us, it’s an abortion, and when it’s a chicken, it’s an omelette? Are we so much better than chickens all of a sudden? When did this happen, that we passed chickens in goodness. Name 6 ways we’re better than chickens... See, nobody can do it! You know why? ‘Cause chickens are decent people.“