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Once upon a time........
By:  Paul (Moderators; 64262)
Posted on: 10-01-2012 19:40.
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...Ordeith tried to pick a fight, and he got owned repeatedly (again). He made many many posts in a vain effort to win, but as has been the case on so many previous occasions, the ownage was simply too much for him to overcome.

Through some miracle of fate however, this ownage followed the Clint Eastwood empty chair speech, and Ordeith had a 'EUREKA!' moment. He went back and deleted his many butthurt posts, replaced their subject lines with "[nt]," and made a "hilarious" (/giant fucking finger quotes) post titled "I am Paul's empty chair."

Now, to show the world that he is ignoring me, he pays me the ultimate compliment by replying only with "[nt]" any time I address him. I'll give you a minute here to collect yourself, as I am positive you are simply on the floor with lollerskates right now.

Done?

How about now?

Jesus Christ, still LOLing Glenn? I know it's good, but calm yourself, man.

Anyhow, pretty clever right? It's caught on with literally tens of the voices inside his head.

Edited by Paul at 10/1/2012 7:40:42 PM

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"None of this troubles the loop. Trump watches and emotes; he excretes and consumes. That a great and greatly conflicted experiment in self-government has come to this—a whole nation trying to talk a shitfaced trust-fund lout into a cab so that he won’t mow down everyone on the sidewalk, and then talking about what a fantastic job he did barfing in the ashtray—is one thing. It’s many things. But none of those things are complicated."